日本國寶

很少單拖出現既威哥, 前幾日因朋友仔生日, 被邀請到尖沙咀一樓上吧玩樂. 一推房門, "Hello Everybo...." 嘩......九成人都唔識. 平時都係同d識既朋友仔飲野, 突然咁多人唔識, 都係扮下怕羞先. um..咁既環境, 都係快d搵個位坐低, 飲杯野, 觀察下環境, 再仔細分類......

Prerequisite : 男鋁鑵日已分類
分類1 -- 本土人
A: 你好呀, 我叫威哥....
B: Hi, 整舖先.....3個2....4個3....6個6......7個8.......飲!!

分類2 -- 外國讀完書返黎既本土人
A: Hello, 我叫威哥
B: ar?? 煇哥?
A: 唔係呀....威哥呀^^
B: Oh..sorry....is it 威哥
A: 嗯, 冇錯呀. 你地3 years old 就去左外國拿?
B: No, I have been there after HKAL..
A: oh..I see^^

分類3 -- 日本人
A: Hello, 我叫威哥
B: "呢" ?? Sorry, I..東 撈 can東nese
A: Hello, I'm brother Wai...Nice to meet you. You left HK around 3 years old?
B: Hello, nice to meet you. 唉 come from Japan
A: (ee...e) "u lose school, 唉屎dad lu"
B: 呢?? (sweet sweet)
A: I speak japanese, you don't understand?
B: smile (sweet sweet)
A: What's your name?
B: Lie, 鐘文叫"理繪" (嘩...拎起我隻手, 用手指係上面寫俾我睇~.~ 寫錯重要用手擦....嘩...有冇真係咁可愛先 XD)
A: oic
B: smile (sweet sweet)
A: Let's take a photo^^